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Fuck You, Governor Palin

Posted on October 22, 2008 | 2 Comments
So I’m not a real American. Yep, it’s true. I heard it this past Thursday straight from the lipsticked mouth of America’s #1 hockey mom. Of course, she later “pseudo-apologized” (saying “I’m sorry if you misunderstood” is NOT an apology) but the same sentiment has...
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Post Turtle

Posted on September 30, 2008 | 1 Comment
Recieved via email from both my parents, seperately. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic...
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